“Everyone has their yellow paint.” The story goes that Vincent Van Gogh ate yellow paint thinking that consuming it would paint his insides bright and yellow and therefore make him happy.
Human Trash™
Net Neutrality has gotten so bad that pornhub has joined in the fight y'all
not to be too millennial but
no money
no house
just avocado
you’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
the girl reading this
me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe
*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*
I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way
When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts
Where was it before?
at the top
we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblogWh
What the fuck
people were so used to it that there were extensions to put it back
coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms:
someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump
what if it was mario you utter fool











